After finding out that her boyfriend Ben has a new girlfriend via Facebook, Chrissy vows never to love again, and has an unforgettable freshman year with her wild, nihilistic roommates Juliet and Hillary. Their adventures include an epic quest to sleep with one of Juliet's teachers, a never-ending rivalry with a Christian fraternity, infidelity in every possible combination and even a run-in with a terrorist. Yet despite all this Chrissy still finds herself in love with Ben, and determined to win him back at all costs.