Drippy and Boob are the best two clowns in the world. Admittedly, many people do not know that yet, which is why we're writing this. They have spent years perfecting their act by living their lives....As clowns! They feel this hasn't been a choice so much as a calling. If they didn't put on the makeup every morning, then they'd be a couple of clowns without makeup, which is really bad clowning (except when Chaplin did it). They are now being hired out to do clown shows and other types of parties and juggling. They also stand outside of businesses and attract customers for the low price of five dollars an hour, per clown. But most importantly, Boob and Drippy spread joy. And that is free*.