安东尼·纽雷

Anthony Newley

饰：Heironymus Merkin

琼·柯琳斯

Joan Collins

饰：Polyester Poontang

米尔顿·伯利

Milton Berle

饰：Goodtime Eddie Filth

Connie Kreski

饰：Mercy Humppe

乔治·杰塞尔

George Jessel

饰：The Presence

布鲁斯·福尔赛斯

Bruce Forsyth

饰：Uncle Limelight

帕特里夏·海斯

Patricia Hayes

饰：Grandma

斯塔比·凯耶

Stubby Kaye

饰：Fat Writer

Ronald Rubin

饰：Skinny Writer

路易斯·涅

Louis Negin

饰：Producer Peter

Ronald Radd

饰：Bentley

罗莎琳德·奈特

Rosalind Knight

饰：Penelope

维克多·皮内蒂

Victor Spinetti

饰：Sharpnose

朱利安·奥查德

Julian Orchard

饰：Red Cardinal

朱迪·康韦尔

Judy Cornwell

饰：Filigree Fondle

Desmond Walter-Ellis

饰：Philip Bluster

玛格丽特·诺兰

Margaret Nolan

饰：Little Assistance

Sally Douglas

饰：Automation Bunny

Roy Desmond

饰：The Mask

琳达·巴伦

Lynda Baron

饰：Baby Boobala Salesgirl

罗伯特·赫顿

Robert Horton

饰：Insurance Agent

Muriel Young

Muriel Young

饰：Liz Harper

Aleta Morrison

饰：Harriet (uncredited)

Alexander Newley

Alexander Newley

饰：Thaxted

Tara Newley

Tara Newley

饰：Thumbelina

Bernard Stone

Bernard Stone

饰：Icicle Ike

Yolanda

饰：Trampolena Whambang

乔伊丝·布莱尔

Joyce Blair

饰：Oat-O-Rinos Girl

John Poore

John Poore

饰：Toothpaste Teenager

Robin Bullivant

Robin Bullivant

饰：Oat-O-Rinos Teenager (uncredited)

Berry Cornish

Berry Cornish

饰：Fran (uncredited)

Gilly Grant

Gilly Grant

饰：Maidenhead Fern (uncredited)

Isobel Hurll

Isobel Hurll

饰：Marge (uncredited)

Eva Pearce

Eva Pearce

饰：Floor Wax Housewife (uncredited)

Margo Segrave

Margo Segrave

饰：Miss Hope Climax (uncredited)

Sue Shepherd

Sue Shepherd

饰：Miss Quiche Lorraine (uncredited)