Tom and Roy are two grumpy pensioners sharing a house and lusting after next door neighbour Sally, though the feeling is not mutual. When Sally throws a party hoping to match her son with Tom's daughter Amber, the gents are happy to help in the hopes that this will ingratiate them with Sally, But then Tom falls over and Roy's time is occupied in looking after him, and when they actually make it to the party,both are caught short and discovered in an embarrassing situation by Sally.