阿莉莎·茱莉亚·史密斯
Alyssa Julya Smith
马克西·奈特
Maxim Knight
饰:Ducca's Son (segment "United States Police Department")
乔·哈茨勒
Joe Hartzler
饰:Mustard Bottle Mascot
史蒂夫·汤姆
Steve Tom
饰:Ed Halligan
马克·埃文·杰克逊
Marc Evan Jackson
饰:Brick Novax (segment "Brick Novax's Diary")
玛娅·鲁道夫
Maya Rudolph
饰:Self - Announcer
帕蒂·古根海姆
Patty Guggenheim
饰:Supernova (segment "Brick Novax's Diary")
尤金·科德罗
Eugene Cordero
饰:Ben's Friend (segment "Terrible Decisions") Sergeant Reeves (segment "United States Police Department")
盖瑞·科尔
Gary Cole
饰:Lead FBI Agent (segment "Terrible Decisions")
莱丝莉·比伯
Leslie Bibb
饰:Girl One (segment "Bathroom Conversations")
塞思·莫里斯
Seth Morris
饰:Lt Ducca (segment "United States Police Department")
乔·鲍里托
Jon Polito
饰:Eddy (segment "United States Police Department")
Michael Ryan Truly
饰:Professor Ghostanus (segment "Juggalo News")
尼克·瑟曼
Nick Mundy
饰:Krunt (segment "Juggalo News")
贾斯珀·科尔
Jasper Cole
饰:Ensemble
Josh Covitt
饰:FBI Agent (segment "Terrible Decisions")
Heidi Mueller
饰:Secretary
罗布·许贝尔
Rob Huebel
饰:Rob (segment "Do You Want to See a Dead Body?")
本·施瓦茨
Ben Schwartz
饰:Ben (segment "Terrible Decisions")
安德丽·萨维奇
AndreaKristenSavage
饰:Ball Girl (segment "Bathroom Conversations")
林赛·斯隆
Lindsay Sloane
饰:Girl Two (segment "Bathroom Conversations")
琼·戴安·拉法尔
June Diane Raphael
饰:Det Phuk (segment "United States Police Department")
阿瑟·达尔比尼扬
Arthur Darbinyan
饰:Russian Mobster (segment "United States Police Department")
Scott Gairdner
饰:Krazee Thug Nutz (segment "Juggalo News")
亚当·威斯特
Adam West
饰:Adam West (segment "Adam West Hits on You Hard")
布莉康登
Bree Condon
饰:Secretary
Traci Kochendorfer
饰:(archive footage)