It is not a wonderful life for Pursuit Delange. He is having the worst Christmas time ever. He's broke and he's just been fired from his job for an incident with his boss's PA, his bum and a reshaped brand new MacBook. He's somehow managed to fall in love at first site with a girl he's just met at a bar; the only problem is that she now mistakenly believes he's a pervert due to a misunderstanding with an irate Scotsman and a mix up over mobile phones. Back home Pursuit's care in the community, flat mate, Jonty, is trying to raise money for Christmas presents by washing and reselling used condoms and has become a drugs mule. After a failed attempt to claim dole Pursuit believes his luck has finally has run out. That's when he bumps into Charles 'Itchy' Forrester, a sociopath and childhood friend with the reputation as the most evil boy at school, who offers him the chance of a job and a way out of poverty.