Somewhere in Kansas, Frank operates the Middle O`America Motel and dreams of opening a club where he`ll sing his country songs. His wife Helen is disparaging, so when a scheming chanteuse is dumped by her loutish husband on Frank`s front door, Frank is bewitched. In short order, though, the visitor (Julie) has dispatched Helen, set in motion a con for Frank`s money, called her husband to come get her, and taken Frank`s army buddy (just arrived for a visit) into the bathtub for some fun. Soon Frank is in over his head, just as Helen`s twin sister comes for a visit and Julie`s husband arrives looking for his wife. Is there any way out of this situation (and out of Kansas) for Frank?