Garrett's got a case of writer's block. It turns out writing the perfect suicide note is not as easy as you might think. And it's even harder when you're writing it for an ex-girlfriend you've got tied up in your garage who, even though she totally deserves what she's getting, unfairly refuses to sign the letter. Things get more awkward when people start showing up and stubbornly refuse to die. It sucks, but Garrett may just have to kill everyone.