When an intrepid journalist, CRAIG HORWITZ, meets up with M, a mysterious whistle-blower from the Mayonnaise cartel, he is taken down a dark historical path from France, to Nazi Germany, and then through the depths of culinary hell. Horwitz starts to fully comprehend the stranglehold Big Mayo has on modern American politics, revealing a much larger truth to his investigation: It's no longer about what they're doing to our body. It's about what they're doing to our country!