Fair. Balanced. 100% Cotton. The Sox News Network was once the untouchable firebrand of the right-wing sock community but times are tough, viewership is down, and the network is getting desperate. Watch the ragtag team behind 'Touching America' as they race to the bottom on their way back to the top of the ratings. Joining lead anchor and well-meaning psychopath Griffin Toucher is his former co-host turned cynical producer Jump Nightly; blonde-of-the-week Britney Whitney; the latest nepotism hire Wooliam Wythe; and an ever-widening cast of correspondents, non-union crew, and hangers-on, both sock and human.