- Nick Jones: You're saying that that's a real person... underneath?
- Carly Jones：You steal a car and it's my fault. You evade arrest and it's the cops' fault.You get kicked out of the house, it's mom and dad's fault. You lose your football scholarship and it's the coach's fault! You can't keep a job for more than two weeks because it's every manager's fault!
Nick Jones：I'm surrounded by idiots.
- Carly Jones: Wade, wake up. Wade! I heard something.
Wade: Yeah, it's probably the serial killers or something.
- Dalton Chapman: Hey, do you think that Wade will stay with Carly after she moves to New York?
Nick Jones: I don't know. Maybe...
Dalton Chapman: Cause, you know... the way she's been lookin' at me...
Nick Jones: Hey! It ain't happening, man. And even if it was happening - it ain't happening. Nothing personal.
Dalton Chapman: Why's that? I mean, you like me better than Wade, right?
Nick Jones: Wade's not so bad.
Dalton Chapman: Yeah, I like Wade, too.
- Wade: What?
Carly Jones: I just saw somebody!
Wade: It was probably a wax thing.
Carly Jones: No, no, it wasn't a wax thing, it was moving and it was freaky looking!