A mostly humorous faux documentary about the twelve signs of the zodiac set in ancient Rome during a love festival presided by Venus herself. The movie explains the sexual habits of lusty Aries, sex-crazed Taurus, bisexual Gemini, oedipal Cancer, narcissistic Leo, shy Virgo, hermaphrodite-friendly Libra, consuming Scorpio, nature-loving Sagittarius, pedophilic Capricorn, rapey Aquarius and mermaid-like Pisces.