Josh, a transvestite-in-denial, believes he's Tori Amos. Josh and his chronically bleeding Kung-Fu sidekick, Larry, inadvertently join a transvestite cult known as the "Strict Nine". At war with the Strict Nine are a violent skateboarder cult known only as the V.O.T.S. (or: Victims Of The System) who are obsessed with heavy-metal guitarist Chris Impellitteri. In the midst of this alt-cult war, Josh is kidnapped by the V.O.T.S., and in order to rescue him, Larry must call upon the unlikeliest team of superheroes on Earth: TEAM BRUTAL!