The film takes the form of a spoof countdown list show, where two flamboyant presenters lead us through the stories of 17 dates which are perhaps notable for all the wrong reasons. With a mix of interview testimony with the girls Matthew met, reconstructions of the dates and reunions with some of those who were willing to meet up with him again, we will hear the world's worst excuse for ending a date, find out what a girl is really asking when she says 'are we going to split the bill then?'. discover why a plan to roller-balding can end in catastrophe and learn about all the various pitfalls an Internet dater may encounter as Matthew endeavors to find his perfect girl on-line.