Coach Cade Buda, a financially desperate 5th grade math teacher and aspiring comic book writer, receives a visit from two ex-Marines that changes all their lives. These friends, Sarge and Mother, have also reached wit's end and approach Coach about using his renegade comic book stories to develop a series of scams that would net them millions! Coach devises a heist that had never been pulled off anywhere in the world. They plan to rob Dixie Mountain Amusement Park on Memorial Day, cleverly smuggle the loot overseas, and launder the dirty money gambling on a Casino Cruise. Along this comic-al journey, Coach learns that his knowledge of true happiness is worthy of an F. As the cops move in, 'The Teach' eventually gets schooled.